Separated at Birth
What do these three men have in common? According to this bizarre website, they're dead ringers for yours truly. Although I wish the years of living in Chris Knight's closet had resulted in physical similarities between the two of us, I have to say that I look nothing like him. And I'm similary flattered to be compared this handsome Dravidian fellow to whom I bear no resemblance, but Scott Baio? What did I do to deserve that? Charles in charge, indeed.
So, I ran a different picture of myself against the exhaustive archives of Analogia's Free Star Estimator. This time, I got a clearer message:
I'M A NOBODY. More accurately -- a balding nobody. Who are these guys?
Anyway, find out for yourself who some stupid computer program thinks you look like. It's fun.

Well, I think I know who they are. And judging by Trezequet's shirt being the same as Barthez, I can only assume he's also a player of The Beautiful Game.
If I recall correctly, Barthez was the goalkeeper on the victorious French World Cup team in 1998. On the other hand, he could just be some guy that the French government hires to wave their national (white) flag for them at political functions.
You should hang your head in shame, Lazlo.
Trezeguet is one of the greats of The Beautiful Game, at least in France's collective mind.
Barthez was the goalie for France in '98, Toddzilla. I remember at one point he was so excited that he pulled really hard on his shorts and I was, like, "hey, he's wearing tiny little Euro-drawers."
I couldn't get the website to load on any of my browsers...but it's just as well, since I fear that my doppelgangers would be all from B-Grade French movies.
Hmmm...after perusing your site, I sampled a few pics from my personal archives. I got Sandra Bullock consistently, the hubs got Colin Farrell, and a gorilla from the San Diego zoo also got Barthez and Paxton. Food for thought.
Hmm...after coming upon this nugget, I went through my own photo stash: I consistenly got Sandra Bullock, the hubs got Colin Farrell, and a gorilla from the San Diego zoo also got Barthez and Paxton. Food for thought?