Are you employed, sir?
The Student Financial Services department finally cracked and offered me a job yesterday. I accepted it. Woo-hoo! Baby and I are going to be able to pay rent and eat in the same month! The new gig gets us vision, dental, and health insurance, as well as partial tuition remission and a yacht. Okay, no yacht, but I do get to read confidential tax information. Mad props to all my homies who gave me sweet recs and shouts-out of all kinds.

Hey that's great! congratulations! ... sounds like its been long awaited.
I guess you're going to be looking for a cash machine.
They could at least throw in a dingy. Everybody could use a dingy.
i actually wrote you a NEGATIVE rec and gave it to bundy without your knowledge. maybe i was just being mean, maybe i was just afraid of being left in the AD off alone with Drew. COME BACK CHASE, i dont care about the YACHT, i'll buy you a paddle boat, JUST COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWRKJLEKREKLJRLEKJ!