this is blog-worthy, yesterday at work a woman in the offie told me "you don't have a butt." and i was a bit taken a back. then they referenced my pants which snugly hang at the mid-thigh practically. good save lady! not!

mel gibson brings the thunder this is a little story done by foxnews.com (the o'riley factor) that explains mel gibson's view on his new movie about my main man, JC. worth a read i think.

working out session #2: so i got on the bench and tried to lift 20lbs lighter because we decided i over exerted myself the other day. i tried to do it but i couldn't at all. just 20lbs difference! then we dropped it 40lbs. (15lbs on each side) and i still couldn't lift! i had to try the bar to make sure my arms weren't stripped of their muscles. talk about humility. a pretty big guy like me (202+lbs) having to go down to the bar. it was intense. i kind of messed myself up, but i took it easy today. and my legs are all busted up from the jog.

i'm learning a lot about discipline from this. like its going to take discipline to get up to any manly bench press weight (or what i think i'm capable of) and its going to take discipline to run more often. i think there are a lot of areas in our life like this, that are just plain weak and the weakness gets exposed...and you want to quit because it feels so bad, but you have to press in. that's what sin is like for me. i'm being preachy. but i feel like a lot of people quit on Jesus Christ, like a new years' resolution.

i waited on the bus, in a t-shirt for 40 minutes in the cold. made me realize how nice it'd be to give someone a jacket. because i was hoping someone would be cool and give me a jacket, even though i don't deserve one, i'm rich, but still, i knew the feeling. sitting in the cold waiting for a bus can make you kind of somber. but i'm okay. i need to go to bed though.

7-UP sent me my boxers today. now i will sport some hot seven-up skiviis. hot.

please rap for me. make songs. speak to one another. express ideas. echo echo echo.

i'm running for texas governor. i like the idea of going to a national governor's convention. this will be awesome. and a perfect fit for activist dave. i know all this sounds sudden, but its reasonable, trust me, vote for me! "vote" and "veto" are very similar aren't they?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN! its my brother's birthday. i'd like everyone to email him and maybe sign him up on some email lists, just to say happy birthday! i bet he could use an e-bay or buy.com account...maybe someone could arrange that. and i hear the indigo girls email list is pretty active. happy birthday brian!

upon revealing my gubernatorial pursuit, chase suggested i run for something like "homeroom president" or "mr. boathouse" or "king of the office". these offices are already taken by qualified individuals, i'm looking to change texas, and go to a governor's ball.

i ran yesterday (governor's are always runnin'!!!). my back hurts. eddie (paraphrasicallied) says, "your impact zone might be crooked and that's why you hurt." and i looked at the bottom of my velcro shoes and examined the labeled areas "impact zone" and "flex zone" and decided he might be right. its tough to be a millenium man folks.

i've decided that activist dave is doing to type in this color because its raw!!! and pursues awesome!! so that way if people want to skip my banter they can, and they will suffer!!! and it will also be a good way to convey mood...on a moodless medium...i'm changing the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111.

i've been so tired at work today. like seriously laggin, but then i got my brain going by busting some rhymes out on travis. i think that busting rhymes is a much better way to get awake. beats NPR in the mornings i think. maybe more sleep would be effective too. hm....what would activist dave say about this? rock n' roll all night and party every day!!! owwww!!!! wow. schitzophrenia has now become an a life issue on the weblog. i wonder if i should motivate people to fight schitzophrenia... NO! don't worry about it dude! there are much more important things to fight with our Ch� Guevara style!. i'm glad that's settled.

this started at the superbowl party but the old 80's TV show reminicing bit that our culture does happened and i got reminded of the nickelodeon show "today's special". the one with jeff the mannequin that had a magic hat. oh it was good. and "the noozles" came up. search on google if you don't understand.